Episode #39 – Prison Song

Lord, help us all!

Look how dude cheesin though. He just happy to get some outside distraction. Po thang. Protecting his azzhole all day gotta be stressful as hell. But wait..he is NOT in state issued orange g’d up with the diamond encrusted watch. ..and my watch sick ala Weezy F Baby.. mahfugga I’m ill! LMBAO! I am so not ready for these two..

34 Responses to “Episode #39 – Prison Song”

  1. ooooh no! now with the looks of her, you know he just happy to have someone to come visit his ass! & WHY does he have an ace bandage around his other hand? i guess he was really fightin to keep that ass tight…

  2. lol… this pic made my night. And they throwing up gang signs…lol

  3. Cam2.0_prehistoriclikeneffiemama Says:

    Is this tha heffa from the Zeta pic?!? Jeebus be a bail bondsman.
    Durty I got luv 4ya, but u making me hate my peoples…

  4. I like how she wrapped one of them Christmas bows they make for cars around under her tittays. It’s pretty.

  5. ….Is she sporting cornrows and a dry Scrunch a la 1992?

    …When my fren went to see her son’s dad, we had to go 1 mile up to walmart to cop her a shirt for her mammary glands…what jail is this let you be mufuckin titty free?

  6. Hold me Lord.

  7. “our first date”

  8. um…ok, for real. we doin it like this in 08?! why has no one else pointed out the fact that the top of this womans head is not finished being braided?! you got on black pearls to match yo sweater, and that belt made of the finest materials china has to offer, but you couldnt finish yo damn hair? comin to visit yo man wasnt that serious since by the picture he looks clearly gay anyway. he aint throwin up a gang sign. thats one in the ass, two rubbin the balls, and one strokin the taint! real talk….

  9. hold up, i had to look again…does this nigga have on a sterling silver bracelet?!

  10. cococure Says:

    BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHA!!!
    “Protecting his azzhole all day gotta be stressful as hell. ”
    *pause*
    *watches the pic again*
    BWAHAAAAHAHAHAH

    *goes back to work*.

  11. Ugh.

    I want to know who’s cornbread eating momma said:

    Now yall go head and take a pic!

    ———————————————————–

    I wouldn’t be smiling in that situation. SMDH

  12. They can’t even throw up a gang sign right. That is some surfer shit they are doing with their hand. And what about her hair! I am so confused, it is nappy, braided or does she have some curly weave.

    That isn’t a watch I think but a jail house hospital band. His hand is all bandaged up.

  13. I’m sorry Nick, but if you want to enjoy Mariah’s money once you get out, I suggest you dump that one right there cos she’ll eat it up in a month and a day. Mark my words, boy – a month, and a day!

  14. Why is he so happy? You are in an orange jumpsuit…we know you’re facing at least thirty days of the hold your butthole and dodge attention game…Lawd help our people.

  15. the joy Says:
    August 7, 2008 at 1:02 am e

    “our first date”

    —–

    *weak* Joy you know you wrong fa that! Geezuz!!!!

  16. RP Says:
    August 7, 2008 at 5:53 am e

    They can’t even throw up a gang sign right. That is some surfer shit they are doing with their hand. And what about her hair! I am so confused, it is nappy, braided or does she have some curly weave.

    That isn’t a watch I think but a jail house hospital band. His hand is all bandaged up.
    —-

    RP I aint up on jail fashion.. he got on a sterling silva hospital band? I can’t

  17. I have nothing to say besides…GEEZUZ take the WHEEL! how you get a camera through security to take a dang pic.. hunh?? Are you effin kidding me??

  18. What kills me is how happy these nigras are just soooo be in the “Mah man’s in jail so I’mma go visit him wit my tiddays all out” pictures. It’s a real nignorant situation

  19. TeanBean00 Says:

    Beezy Says:

    August 6, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    Hold me Lord.

    *dead* Mo can u ban this girl..

    im tryna figure out her hairstyle.. is ia french role, french braid, corn row crimp, twisty knots?

    how da hell did they get a camera in the jail though??

  20. TeanBean00 Says:

    the joy Says:
    August 7, 2008 at 1:02 am e

    “our first date”

    lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i hate this place

  21. sandybaby Says:

    I am just so very mad at this right here!!!

    AWFUL!!!!!

  22. LMAO @ TB!!!

  23. I just sit and wonder why... Says:

    hey
    anybody else remember that episode of Martin when he joined that cult and half his head was braided and the other was a fro?
    f*ck it

  24. I just sit and wonder why... Says:

    TB I done already started a petition to ban you from the net period!
    wit yo hilarious azz!

  25. That gesture they’re making is sign language for “I love you.” It combines the signs for “I,” “L,” and “Y.” Awwww.

  26. wat the fuck stupid asses

  27. I just found this site bcuz sum 1 posted about it on theybf.com & when I say I BEYOND happy I found it! this is the funniest sh*t I have EVER, EVER, EVER seen! ooh I love it!

  28. That brother is jail, trying to stay away from her. Sad thing is, he looks happy to be in jail and she is proud of her man!!!

  29. Who the hell is trying to describe what these two niggers are doing, who gives a phuck, it is a pitiful thing to see, and some ignorant nigger has the never to try and explain some jail house fucked up finger signs, take that niggers library card and keep him off the internet!!!

  30. I told yall SPRINT dat BULLSHIT

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  32. BerryIsBlack Says:

    Iffin I were there and I did not think…(Lawd help me) That I would injure myself to badly….. I would do a flying drop kick and take her dum ass out and her stupid baby daddy….that glass and all that shit would come down….I is angry…

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