Episode #14 – You Sent It!

First and foremost lemme give a shout out to Fresh for putting me on! My stats done skyrocketed!!! Next time you in DC, Team Chunk eating for free!

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Hey Mo!

Beezy here! I was in Miami for Memorial Day Weekend this year and while there was much fuckery to be seen, I saw this little gem of coonery up close and personal at a party. I thank God that someone took a pic so that I had proof of what happens when you don’t own a mirror and have no friends.

I actually called my siblings from Miami and told them about this chick who looked like she was competing with the cover of our favorite childhood book…

Love your blog,

Bre’ana a.k.a. Beezy

blog.myspace.com/diamondtigress

34 Responses to “Episode #14 – You Sent It!”

  1. TeanBean00 Says:

    *dyinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn* BEEZY KISS IT !! just Kiss it..
    Her mirror prolly told her she looked like Keri Hilson..

  2. lmao.. what’s the vest for?

  3. LOL! Supa Dave you askin me shyt I can’t answer. Wooo geezuz!

  4. lmaoooo @ chicka chicka boom boom. Priceless

  5. Lmao ima go out as “green eggs and ham” if that’s the new trend.

  6. lord the book reference!!!

    *dies*

  7. I swear everytime I look at this pic I still laugh. LMAO. Thanks for puttin’ it out Mo!

  8. I LOVE your site, it is TOO DAMN FUNNY.

  9. durtymo Says:

    @Beezy – I’ve received a bazillion emails..wooo u gone fall out when I post most of this shyt! Keep it coming!

    @ Creem – Thanks for the love!

  10. durt…

    you famous?

    you goin to break me off now?

  11. durtymo Says:

    You best believe…keep playin wit me…

  12. I love the site, but the layout needs a little work. Get it tight.

    Where’s the contact info for photos?

  13. Melanie Says:

    That was one of my favorite books too.

  14. tanisha Says:

    thats it i am done!!!!! i have never in life read things so funny. ever! this site is going to be my demise at work.

  15. STOP THE FREAKIN MADNESS Says:

    This be original and creative shiggagy is getting out of hand! What in the Captain Crunch Berries Froot Loop Toucan Sam Hell is going on with that damn outfit! Her friends should all be sprayed with mace on site!!! Damn shame!

  16. eloquentdestiny Says:

    “What in the Captain Crunch Berries Froot Loop Toucan Sam Hell is going on with that damn outfit! ”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Okay, I’m losing my breath laughing at all of this. I love this site – too hilarious!!

  17. Now see this make me mad!! Not the picture but the comment:
    Shayla Says:

    July 29, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    I love the site, but the layout needs a little work. Get it tight.

    This site is great and very informative. Great Job! Shayla has just contracted HHS (Hoes Hatin’ Syndrome).

  18. Ryan it’s aiight boo! What did you expect..there has to be at least ONE!
    LOL@ you sayin this shyt is informative though.. I can’t.

  19. Hi Haters!!!! Says:

    Yall Are all HAters I bet none of yall have any style.. Not only was my outfit Hot it was unique…. And for every negative remark, i got double compliments!!! fashion is what I do!!!! Know That!!

  20. Hi Haters!!!! Says:

    And after seeing Beezy’s myspace page …… i realized i was right.. Absolutely NO STYLE!!! and a large HorseMouth.. Case Closed!!! Fashion Fades Style is Eternal.. CoCo Chanel!!!

  21. HH – Please stop… just stop it!!!

  22. Hi Haters!!!! Says:

    LMAO…. I have Arrived!!!!

  23. GGGGIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL where did you get the courage to open This mouth to insult someone. First mistake… U posted ya my space page boo now everyone has a chance to see how bogus YOU look. Second mistake…Aren’t u a lil tooo old for braces sweetie???( y did u do that?) Third mistake…These pictures I just posted of U…U were proud enough to post them YOURSELF…with yo BOO AHH lookin ass. Is that what ya name is short for durtymo-uth. I gotta hit u with what your twin would say…WOOOOOOOOW…Dueces

  24. Really you haven’t…but that’s ok…

  25. Umm RAW..can you please cuz you make zero sense.. It’s obvious you confused…po thang…..

  26. Can I please….what??? Yes sweetie I am confused that someone as ugly as yo azz is, had the nerve to start a blog like this. I can’t wait to see the outcome. I am very confused lmmfao

  27. You jussa dumb as rocks.. I don’t have a myspace page boo..please keep it moving … reading if fundamental…

  28. Hi Haters!!!! Says:

    Reading If Fundamental???? WOW never heard it like that..lmao

  29. TeanBean00 Says:

    *cryinnnnnnnnn laffin* What I dont understand is .. Why da hell are they upset because their pics are on this site??? take yo polka dot pants wearin ass back to do club and get mad at the camera man.. he took your pic to post on the internet so people can laugh at you.. dont get mad at the middle man..

    Hi Haters!!!! Says:

    August 1, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    LMAO…. I have Arrived!!!!

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    When a person from NiteLife takes your pic.. trust me ..you’ve set yourself back like 10 steps.. it aint cute boo

  30. Hi Haters!!!! Says:

    Wow Tean Bean… Who are You, and why are you so mad??? They say your nobody until your hated on… So Thanks for making me somebody, you nothing ass person… Like i said I got more compliments on my polkadot pants then you have probably gotten in your whole life!! So these 15 wack ass remarks are nothing to me….. But Haters .. I’m sure you have No Style .. You probably still wearing RocAWear and AppleBottom.. So Sad!!!

  31. Hater..you really shouldn’t be allowed online.. like I’ve said numerous times before..you make zero sense chile..please stop it.

  32. TeanBean00 Says:

    The sad thing about this whole thing is..

    HI HATERS is still coming on this site checking to see who’s talking about her and her catastrophic outfit.. your awful from head to toe.. all the way around the dayum board.. side to side .criss cross.. round n round Tevin Campbell style..

    If having no style means NOT WEARING POLKA DOTS PANTS and a TODDLERS VEST then imma no style havin chick.. Goodbye Episode #14

  33. jaldec2 Says:

    you all are funny as hell but i sense a lil bit of hate. All these niccas here lying if they are saying they wouldn’t fuck this broad. Hell yeah here outfit is cazy but to each his own. keep the funny shit and lose the hate and bitterness.

  34. jaldec2 Says:

    you all are funny as hell but i sense a lil bit of hate. All these niccas here lying if they are saying they wouldn’t fuck this broad. Hell yeah her outfit is cazy but to each his own. keep the funny shit and lose the hate and bitterness.

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