Episode #17 – I Quit …Seriously!

I know I said send me pics but this shyt I received from S.Dot almost made me upchuck my dayum dinner.

This bytch tiddays and nipples tucked in her belt! They are the entire length of her muhfug torso!! Somebody get me a crash cart cuz them shyts need resurrecting in Jesus’ name.  Clearrrrrr!!!

**sidenote** nevermind the money pinned to her dayum shirt…she know she cleaned out her bank account at the atm getting all them fresh 20s…she not fooling me **end sidenote**

I see how Texas do.

*blank effin stare*

57 Responses to “Episode #17 – I Quit …Seriously!”

  1. I just sit and wonder why... Says:

    Just in Texas though right? I mean…we don’t need to contact the CDC up north or nuffin’? do us?

  2. STOP THE FREAKIN MADNESS Says:

    This heffa is not and I repeat is not representing Houston Texas in no form or fashion!!!! What happened to friends? I mean how many of us have them???? Back to Whodini! I mean why they you out like that honey bunches of oats or should I say TIDDAYS!!! I done ran out of words for this ridiculousness!

  3. Good fuckin’ lawd. Ridiculous. My momma would pull that chick by her left ear, escort her to the nearest Sears, and buy her a super duper lift-em-up bra. Goodness.

  4. Hey if she gets sweaty she can throw them over her shoulder.

  5. I can’t live like this any longer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously this is a severe case of GBS (Goofy Broad Syndrome)…someone needs to deliver a dose of reality quickly…

  6. And I thought my tig oles were big, but DAYUM! Those aren’t titties. Those are two gigantic flesh toned semi-flat dodgeballs under that piece of cloth she calls a “shirt”.

  7. WHERE IN THE HELL DID U GET THIS PIC FROM???
    I am pissed off at her for not letting her friends pin up her tiddays when they pinned that money on her chest!! her tiddays looks like Snoopy’s nose deflated on her chest…twice!!

    she needs to go on an dedicate that extra skin to the burn unit at the nearest hospital so they can continue on with skin grafts.

    ewwwwww

  8. I would be interested to see what her “iggnint” friends look like, since they let her out the house looking like that!

  9. PreciousDiamond Says:

    Funny Melanie. Anyways, that is just not right and to think some men will actually like it.

  10. durtymo Says:

    LOL @ I just sit and wonder why..

    @Madness… I’m crackin up cuz you so heated you done run outta words..po thang..happens to me all the time!

  11. durtymo Says:

    Melanie!! LMBAO!! You know what!

  12. TeanBean00 Says:

    face long, nose long, tiddays long.. she cant help it

  13. MrsCeeBee Says:

    LMAO @ Melanie

    Can you imagine the yeast and lint and odor she keep under them joints? I hate her five times!

    DIE!

  14. sandybaby Says:

    I think I’m going to vomit….

  15. TeanBean00 Says:

    *dead@ sandy.. be strong..

  16. Seriously?! I mean…What is really going on?! How do your titties actually reach such a state?

  17. nope that’s NOT how Texas do . . . she’s just visiting!

  18. LMBAO @ Shanny… you askin me questions I can’t answer! lol@HOW DO YO TITTIES ACTUALLY REACH SUCH A STATE???

    bbbbwwwhhaahhahahah

  19. This don’t make no sense. wasting them titties like that… lol

  20. When your tidday’s start giving directions to your vagina..its time to cut those bad boys off..or rackem in!

  21. jinjin213 Says:

    LMAO…if i were her friend I would take her to the mall straight to the bra department and MAKE her tail shop! ..a bra would do wonders….that crap is NOT sexy!

  22. But she’s young?! What will they look like in 10 years? 20?

  23. wow wow wow I mean WOW. I mean really wow, how wait umm wow.

  24. Lmao@ directions to your vagina! She’s so happy! She doesn’t know she’s wrong… I bet there’s more 20s underneath…

  25. durtymo Says:

    LMBAO @ bet there’s more underneathhhhhh!!!! HAHAHAHAH geezuz!

  26. “What will they look like in 10 years? 20?” No Mam!!! I can not even entertain the thought! I rebuke that mental picture from my brain.

  27. May I make a suggestion? Ok I will. I suggest investing those dollars in a Texas-size breast lift. H-town has some of the best plastic surgeons that could return those beasts (I mean breasts) to their rightful region.

  28. durtymo Says:

    Y’all are funny to me!!! LOL@ rightful region

  29. Well, at least she can tuck dem bitches in whenever she decided to take a jog or something.

  30. I just sit and wonder why... Says:

    do yo tiddays hang lo, do dey wobble to da flo
    can you tie em inna not
    can u tie em inna a bow
    can you thro em ova yo shoulda lika a continental soulja
    do yo tiddays…hang…low?
    Just asking…

  31. durtymo Says:

    Got dayummit @ IJSAWW … I AM IN TEARS!!!!!

    Sweet..you are SO WRONG for that.. Hilarious!!!

  32. eloquentdestiny Says:

    Oh my goodness! You all are sooo funny! But I agree, what in the world is she going to look like in a few years? She really needs to go see a surgeon for a tit reduction. Her back HAS to hurt!

  33. eloquentdestiny Says:

    “I hate her five times!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  34. I’m speechless. I did not know women were carrying themselves like this. I’m stunned.

  35. This is not MY Houston.. OMG is she a transplant from Katrina? Maybe with all the devastation she forgot to bring her bra’s??!!

    Help me lawd!

  36. LMAO @ IJSAWW’s song CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING!! Dayum Son…whats the thingy in the middle? Is it three breasts or is that a stomach in there??? I FUGGIN CAN’T!!!

  37. OMG @ BF.. you are simple as hell

    *in tears* @ Maybe with all the devastation she forgot to bring her bra’s??!!

    wooo geezuz

  38. ewok calrisian Says:

    She does not rep my hometown in any way form or fashion! This walrus tiddied heffa would have gotten side-eyed right on up outta there….after taking pics of her from every angle…lol…..would’ve even posed with her.

  39. LMAO!!! I was ten seconds away from posting this pic on my blog…lol…im not even gonna comment cause then yall would call me mean.

  40. im sorry but DAMN!!!!!! LOl. ..

  41. h-town Beauty Says:

    Whoever took this picture was wrong ass hell. How are you going to put houston on blast like that. For the record, all females in houston does not represent thereselves like this….

  42. shaylag78 Says:

    That is Houston! Reality check my H-Town peeps! Everyone here wants to be a model and show off their goods. I guess she just said saggy titties deserve a shot. lol For real! We do have people that are decent or whatever but this shit right here is so funny I died laughing when I saw it. I showed this crazy shit to my coworker and we just had to take a moment and say a prayer for our people. FYI Houston we make all the blogs with our random ridiculousness. Its just so embarassing!

  43. L.M.A.O. WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS.

    For real though, the pics and your commentary have me in tears every single day. Too, too much.

  44. Damn, them titties is killing a nigga!!!

    Bygbaby

  45. i can’t work under these conditions!!

  46. I WAS @ THE CLUB THAT NIGHT!!! OMGGGGGGG, IN PERSON WAS LIKE, OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! NO ONE GAVE THAT GURL MONEY! THE DAY SHE SAW THAT DRESS SHE SHOULD HAVE “KILT” HERSELF. WHERE IS DR.90210? I BE DAMNED IF SHE REPS H-TOWN. I KNOW WE DO IT BIG IN TEXAS BUT WE AIN’T LOW DOWN!!!! WORD FOR LIFE BRA, B.R.A.,BRA!!!!!! I WONDER CAN SHE THROW THEM OVER HER SHOULDER??

  47. Whoa. What in the hot holy hell. She needs to be introduced to Oprah’s bra revolution.

    http://www.myintimacy.com is looking for her to get to their store STAT!

    INTIMACY of Houston (NOW OPEN!!!)
    Galleria Mall
    5085 Westheimer Rd.
    Houston, TX 77056 USA
    Phone (832) 397-6960

    Next to Chicos
    1st level

    Store Hours
    Monday – Saturday 10AM – 9PM
    Sunday 11AM – 7PM

  48. she got some dayum TRIBAL TITTIES

  49. Shyte I dont know what y’all talking bout she is the SHYTE, and reppin H-Town, too. I need to find her so she can mother my pitbulls puppies, they need some MILK or EGGS or Warmth when it gets cold.

  50. That shyt blew in with Katrina…. It’s not from Texas!!!

  51. hotdrumchick Says:

    WTF?!? Her shizz looks like a bigger version of my mama’s tits….and mama’s 86 years old!!! This chick can tie those things around her neck!!
    Did somebody play Tug o War with those?!?

  52. DAYUM. Did she bring some maple syrup for them flap jacks she’s got?!

  53. instead of trying to suck n her stomach she should have tried to pull her titts up! we know they hang low, and wobble to the floor! but can she tie them in a knot can she tie’em in a bow?

  54. smmfh I’d be damned if I ever hugged her…. shiiittt I’d get lost & never be found again……. or get stuck & have to pay rent lol

  55. lmmfaooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats all i fukn got! hahahahahaha! the caption on this pic had me fukn rollin!

  56. Now I’m a top heavy girl myself but she need to slap her self with one of them long ass tittys

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