Archive for August, 2008

I’ve Moved!!!

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My new spot…

www.youknowyoudeadazzwrong.blogspot.com

Please update the URL in your favorites…

Thank you and goodnight 🙂

Episode #56 – Finger Lickin’…

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

*blank azz stare*

Episode # 55 – Why You Mad?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

Fuk me? No fuk you looking like a swole polar bear. I swear women gone be the death of me cuz why in the azz would these two andre the giants wear this shyt out in public?

Dese hoes done upset me.

**And that DOES look like Bootz from FOL!!! LMBAO!!!

Episode #54 – She’s A Queen To Be

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This sumbody’s momma  y’all and her dayum drawls say “Sexy”!! I’m saying an emphatic N.O!!! to whatever it is she offering. Why she look so dead and unconcerned round bout the face??

I’m bout ta be sick! *earllll*

Episode #53 – One Creative Mess

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

Our ancestors prolly picked the cotton for this got dayum outfit..ain’t no way she bought all this yarn at one time… She done shut Jo.Ann Fab.rics down ….

Caption This!!!

“Mythbuster’s Celebrity Spawn Episode: The Illegitimate Seed of Rick James & Teena Marie… PLAUSIBLE!!!” – SummerGeezy

Episode #52- Diagnosis: HoodRattedness

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

If I see one more woman with her azz twisted up to the camera in a too small ill fitted dress with her legs fulla fluid*ripple ripple* I’m gone holla! These two are prime examples of “Hood” and “Rat”. It is too early in the week for this shyt.

The purple leopard knees in the back of her legs..po thang.

Episode #51 – You Sent It

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

I am new to your site and have already learned and used a new word “fuckery”. Because you put a name on so many aspects of my life that I struggled to describe I thought I’d give back!

What form of polkadot hell is this? Lets hope she was about to put some sweats on and get on that treadmill herself. That dayum snowman looks shocked and appauled as am I. Sexy? Not even in that meth lab where she got her hair dyed.

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WOW! CTFU @ the commentary!!! Hahahah…ya’ll make me so proud I swear!

*sidenote* I was sittin here tryna figure out who she looked like!!! If this ain’t the female version of Al Ro.ker I don’t know who is! My lord!

Episode #50 – T.A.S.I

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on August 10, 2008 by durtymo

Ok so.. THIS is what was sitting in my inbox…after a much needed vacay cuz episode #49 hurt my feelings so bad…the email said “So that you may complete the set”…and all I can say is.. WOW! It is definitely official.. I hate women and I hate men even more..

This chick looks so dayum familiar to me.. TeanBean I think we know her! And yes, these the people in Ep. #49.. *no.words*

So maxipad girl wasn’t the only pussy he had in his face. I am sick all over.. and the people in the background are doing what?

So there you have it ladies and gentleman…this is the type of bullshyt I gotta shift through in my email.  If it wasn’t so got dayum disturbing and entertaining all at the same time, I’d quit this bytch…

Episode #49 – ‘Cuz I’mma Lady

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on August 8, 2008 by durtymo

This bullshyt was sitting in my inbox this morning. I am officially taking the rest of the summer off! Yep people..that’s it for me! WOMD I wanna fight you for sending me this shyt!

Episode #48 – Hell Is Upon Us

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on August 8, 2008 by durtymo

As I was cruising the net lookin for H.A.Ms I ran across this deliciousness!! *screamin* WOW! Do I talk about the full length rabbit fur bunched up so you can see the thong that’s clearly on inside out? Or them ashy azz heels? Or do we debate whether this a  man or a woman? It’s too much. Fridays are usually my days of rest but this shyt right here got my spirit in an uproar. I am uneasy.