Episode #23 – We Can’t Have Shyt…

I’mma go head and let this ‘lone. I’m leaving it up to y’all [lurkers y’all need to stop looking and start commenting hmpf] to CAPTION THIS! I’ll post the funniest comment(s)…

Make me proud!

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Baps 2: The White Chicks- I’ll take yo man – Ki

”Mama sed we wuz purty. Na smile for the camera Lou Ann” – Shanshilly

I love black people! My mans is black, my girls is black! They my n*iggas!! – ebGCH

52 Responses to “Episode #23 – We Can’t Have Shyt…”

  1. Dr. Kiti Says:

    I am so bitter. The grillz are even more offset by the pale skin tones and ‘golden blonde’ highlights. Whateva!

  2. kang baby jeezus. My eyes don’t know wether to stop at the grills, titty tattoo or that synthetic mess on their heads.

    (i once was lurking but now i’m found!)

  3. cococure Says:

    caption:
    “” Mama Tina’s Voodoo wishes paid off,Beyonce and Solange’s pigment jumped to the other side of the creole-scale”

  4. wow that’s a nice tattoo.

  5. PreciousDiamond Says:

    “But ya man like us.”

    For real though, I be checking people’s myspace(I can pretty much tell which ones date black guys) and over half the white chicks on there who profile I click on look like girl in the black minus the grill and black men be on there commenting on these chicks pics like they were the sh*t.

  6. Ananomoose Says:

    I see Goldee Locks and Papa Bear are getting friendly. Can’t hate though… Britney hasn’t looked this good IN YEARS! You know they happy cuz they found Mama Tina’s Wig crypt and as you can see (and already wept over) they tried some on.

  7. I see Reh Dogg finally figured out how to work the flash!

    “Tell me whyyyy… Why must I cryyy…”

  8. I just sit and wonder why... Says:

    Ananomoose….so…..nevermind
    I have not caption, and no thank you. That’s one cultural negative feature of my people that YT can have.
    yup.

  9. Baps 2: The White Chicks- I’ll take yo man

  10. im embarrased to be white

  11. Those to two look like this would write some shit like this:

    They resent our taking their men. Black men are two and a half times more likely to marry a white woman than a black woman is to marry a white man. Black women can point to that statistic in justifying their wrath. But in truth, black sisters, we’re after the sex, not the ring—and these guys aren’t the marrying kind anyway.
    (http://nypress.com/21/31/news&columns/feature.cfm)

    I discovered during chatty conversation at the pub that Mykul—pronounced Michael—was a hairdresser who initially learned his craft while in prison. Liberal white woman that I am—was?—I believed in rehabilitation, so I made an appointment with him at Big Russ’ Barber Shop on Frederick Douglass Boulevard. And I even returned a second time.
    (http://nypress.com/21/31/news&columns/feature.cfm)

    Crazy hoes

  12. Shanshilly Says:

    I can hear them now…”Mama sed we wuz purty. Na smile for the camera Lou Ann”

  13. TaTa-Liscous Says:

    I’m not mad at YT. I want to scratch out the eyes of the the hood rat that did their hair. Yall know damn well LoKiesha, BonQuita, FaToya, or KeLower is the offender for this here phukery. Just imagine how they went in told them they wanted their hair done…”Yeah we want it braided in the front and then u can put it in a ponytail. You got any leftover weave that will match our hair color?”

  14. I am so happy you are working for Obama, girl we need it ! I thought u were a McCain operative for a while, keep the YT’s coming!!!!

  15. We can’t have sh*t… and don’t want sh*t!! XD
    ——————————————————–
    SMH look at what Fergie left over.

    You know they was like:

    I love black people! My mans is black, my girls is black! They my n*iggas!!

    *death*

  16. guess it’s true once u go black never go BACK!!!

  17. SimoneSays Says:

    I lurk, but only because there’s just no way to top your commentary. First time I read this blog, I had to straight shut the computer off and go lie down.

    Keep it up…laughing this hard will have me sportin’ a 6-pack by summer’s end!!

  18. Ananomoose Says:

    This is the kind of people that should be in commercials! They have the looks! Can’t you just imagine this picture with: “Preventing HIV/AIDS is crucial. We don’t need more of these (points at the picture). We know you won’t be getting sprung for a while after seeing this, we have done our job.”

  19. I just sit and wonder why... Says:

    right Simone right. Just so right.
    First time I read Durty’s comments I was trying to book a donkey to ride out and find her and end it all.
    But what would I do later?

  20. She She the Shero Says:

    Ananomoose..

    Your gravie is actually a friend of mines, and I would greatly appreciate it if you didn’t find so much humor in her.. Thank you.

  21. Ananomoose Says:

    Oh Lawd…. I think my humor-bone just broke. Shero… that is too much.
    You should be happy that your friend is bringing so much joy to others (so much she made pee a little first time I saw her).

    Nonetheless, I’ll be a gentleman and change it.

  22. Ananomoose Says:

    (so much she made me* pee a little first time I saw her).

  23. $200 dollars says they used the words “fo sho” “peeps” and” ” know what Im sayin” in an over exagerated tone ATLEAST 1000 times prior to taking this picture!

  24. Courtney Says:

    “HOPPED UP OUT THAT PRETTY MOTHAF*CKA LIKE HELLLOOO!!!”

    ——————–

    “Can we have a copy of that picture? Cuz i do needs me a new facebook/myspace pho-toe oookayyy?!”

    they better do like Keri Hilson and GET IT GURL (go neek-qua) (go Cece)

  25. TeanBean00 Says:

    thats prime rib for a black in V.A.

  26. TeanBean00 Says:

    I am so happy you are working for Obama, girl we need it ! I thought u were a McCain operative for a while, keep the YT’s coming!!!!

    _____________

    this is why i dont like people.. i mean really

  27. Boston's Finest Says:

    here is my comment,

    “well Lurline, we gots to smile now, maybe sumbody will make us a starrar!”

    HA.. this is tragic!

  28. sandybaby Says:

    I bet a million dollars that thse chicks tried to get on Flavor of Love!!!!!

  29. They my man, my jazz and now my grill?!

  30. I hang my head in shame…

    Why do white people EVER think this is a good idea?!?!

  31. STOP THE FREAKIN MADNESS Says:

    WHITE PEOPLE FUNNY AS HELL! WHITE GIRLS STAY OUT KIM’S BEAUTY SUPPLY PLEASE!!! FUNNY THING IS SISTAH’S BE LOOKING LIKE THIS FOR REAL! LOL

  32. Ill No No Says:

    wowww…we really can’t have shyt..and I don’t even want this shyt but damn it..we can’t have SHYT!

  33. t.sizzle Says:

    You KNOW tweedledum on the right is all faded and talkin’ to tweedledeez on the left and accidentally pops off with: “N*gga Please!”
    *record scratch*
    *silence*
    And then tweedledeez is all like: “oh god, Brenda”.

    my other caption has to do with the Wayanses really letting themselves go before filming white chicks 2.

  34. I would like to introduce you to my cousin/sister/mom/aunte/grandma.
    Wz best o friends. shez married to my brother/dad/uncle/granddad. We’re the lucky one’s in the family. Wez born with all the teeth

  35. The girl in the pink looks like my brother girlfriend, and the girl on the left looks like her mom Real Talk. Was so sad is dudes where Im from fight over females like this…

  36. thats bubba sparks backup dancers

  37. i wanna jump in this picture….and fuckt hem up for looking so damn stupid! why! just why? the grills make their mouths look dirty against the pale skin! the hair…omg..please stop it….myhead hurts, my brain hurts…they have made me angry as hell! I swear when i think it can get no worse i see this shit!

  38. Slo Poke Says:

    I now know that there is a skinny blk guy how would love to have these on his team

  39. im a white gal from TN i love my black man too…. but them golds GOTTA GO act what u are not what u not….. TRASHY

  40. females of all colors must feel so bad about who they atr cause you always see them tryin to be something they are not or could ever be its a joke ladies isee you keepin it real and bitches i see you fakin the game

  41. females of all colors must feel so bad about who they are cause you always see them tryin to be something they are not or could ever be its a joke ladies isee you keepin it real and bitches i see you fakin the game

  42. U know we gotta have ghettocracka with our soup so heres the scoop..gold teef,gold locks where the hell is the bear…Goldilocks?

  43. kam5820 Says:

    Why does the one on the right look like uncle fester

  44. Mi55_Juicie Says:

    Oh Jeeeeezus….Hi…White girl here – born and raised in the Hood who would NEVER dream of tryin to make gold a piece of decor in my mouth. Ol girl in the pink looks like she could be Nann.y McPh.ee and girl in the black look like that red head kid from The Sandlot (Patrick Renna – yeah I googled it haha)!

  45. Becky and Daisy been watching and sneaking into too many hair shows. Da next person that see these bitches please smack da fuck outta dem!!! Wtf!!!

  46. Gurl you thank Becky nem gon miss de babydoll hair?

  47. West Virginia’s finest lol.

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