Episode #31 – Chi Town

I’ve picked on the TX long enough..

I.SEE.YOU.CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CTFU!!!

Well! I’m wondering why she thought this was a good look. From that shirt bust down the middle to them ill-fitting pants…UGH UGH UGH! I bet she thought she was hot though..

Yooooooooo! Her dress does NOT say COO.GI does it with the shoulder out. I’m so mad at her. Whenever you shaped like a “S” from the side, please invest in a body gurdle. And afta alla that this bytch decide she not gone wear a bra.. *so done*. Seriously I don’t understand at all.

Umm??? If yo tiddays don’t make 2 perfect U’s then why you in public with no bra? Why her purse and glasses match her shirt? I see how Chi Town do!!! Y’all country as fuk. I’m just sayin..

26 Responses to “Episode #31 – Chi Town”

  1. You because you see it in the store, on tv, on the runway, on somebody else does not mean you have try, buy, and wear the same.

  2. Aint that the truth RP!

  3. TeanBean00 Says:

    *KILT@ yall cuntry as fuk..

    homegirl wit the shoulda shimmy COOGI dress.. ok why u still buyin COOGI? den u walkin out da house wit no bra and no Spanxx.. when yo pouch looks like your holding 10 kangaroo babies u need to bind that shit down wit some Saran Wrap.. its only 2.99 for 25 feet, then put 2 pairs of spanxx on.. got damn then her legs.. if the top of your legs look like halfway cooked soft Tofu u need to put some pants on.. she obviously came out da house alone cuz no true friend would allow dere friends to crash n burn like dis..

    *sigh* the walking bottle of Pepto Bismol.. when the top of your arm is hiding your purse you need to invest in a bigger bag.. This has become a syndrome in the fat community.. Big Bytches wit toddler purses… purses like that need to be given to a lil cousin or donated to a schools dramatic play center.. it does not belong under your meaty ass arm.. then why we gotta match from head to toe?

    im not understandin why her tiddies tryin to run away from each other like that. will u women put on a bra..

    • o GAWD lol **cries** ….thats Coo-gi? ….Fool’d-me! lol First chick looks like a fat LaurieAnn Gibson Second broad got about an ounce in her front pocket
      Third chick …just because your name is Candy doesnt mean we have to see all of that bubblegum buy a bra for those hacky sacks!

  4. TeanBean00 Says:

    i aitn forget about u Farma Latonya up top…. if that girl exhaled in dat outfit, somebody wouldv’e gotten murdered.. Walk by button shootings are no joke.. 1 metal button kills an innocent person every hour in the club.. she done already shot at somebody wit da plastic buttons in her shirt.. how u gonna be missin 6 buttons at da top of ya shirt.. she might as well unbuttoned the rest of em..

  5. I knew nothing but bad was going to come when Burlington Coat Factory started to sale COOGI. Jesus please be a Lane Bryant or Torrid for these big bitches!!!!!
    And why fat women the only ones to ashamed to wear a body shaper? I wear one, skinny women wear one. They smooth out all the pouches, dimples and dents.
    I can’t even comment on the big bare titties under dresses…. LAWD
    *fans self*

    Oh and COOGI baby has missing knees……

  6. lmao @ TB & “10 kangaroo babies”

    but why the wannabe pink panther got all different shades of pink on? & i swear i had to REALLY look at the picture to see she even had a purse on her arm! i’m not feelin it…

  7. TeanBean I am so mad at you.. you are a complete idiot..woooweee I can’t stop laffin!

  8. oh & miss pinky look like khia @ a quick glance!

  9. Y’all are funny as hell! LOL@ COOGI baby has missing knees…… you aint right Sweet!

  10. TeanBean00 Says:

    bunny26 Says:

    August 5, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    i swear i had to REALLY look at the picture to see she even had a purse on her arm! i’m not feelin it…

    *fell out* it was absorbin her unda arm sweat, cuz i can tell she parties hard

  11. TeanBean00 Says:
    August 5, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    *fell out* it was absorbin her unda arm sweat, cuz i can tell she parties hard

    LMAO! you know, i think it really was there to absorb the sweat…cause it looks flat as hell, so you know its empty! she prolly tellin everyone it was just to compliment her outfit…

  12. I’m just mad the lady in the first pic has on some glorified overalls. Yeah…I’m from the South and we don’t wear those shits anymore.

  13. I’m Florida Evans hot after looking at all these country children…Jesus be Tim Gunn asking What kind of phukery is this?

  14. We are not country!!! Just tacky as hell lol

    Oh lawd my city, my city!

  15. sandybaby Says:

    Between Durty and TeanBean, I ain’t NEVER gonna get any work done!
    *screaming*

    So that’s what Chi-town is feeling like *SMH*

  16. Puhleeze tell me that chick in the “Co.ogi” dress is NOT serious!!!

    I ain’t even realize chick in the third pic HAD a purse on her arm.

    All of their looks are wrong on soooooooo many levels!!

  17. I love titties but long ones make me throw up in my mouth. When ever you tits are n your belly, you need to watch what you were. That chick in the coogi needs to be escorted home.

    Bygbaby

  18. I just sit and wonder why... Says:

    *dead*@everybody

    But I don’t remember Rasputia wearing that in Norbit? I thought she wore a hot pink bikini?

  19. Mobilemoll Says:

    (Sigh) Had to do a Swole Special Edition on this one huh?

    I swear, this gets the Florida Evans “Damn, Damn DAMN!” award as these ‘can barely breathe bitches without busting stitches’ aren’t doing the Fulla Figure Gal community any justice. We *all* don’t dress like that, we really don’t. Nor do we all sweat bologna juice. Dammit, I’ve got a migraine effin’ with these, these, UGH! My soul’s on ice.

    On a related note, when i visited fam in Louisville, KY I saw far worse! I swear I wanted to make a sign with “Nipples and belly buttons ain’t supposed to kiss!” on it. Can we have a special Fulla Figure Gal edition of “We gots to do better!” movement? Please?

  20. I would look cute in that first outfit..i’mma go to DOTS and get it..that’s most likely where she got hers.

  21. Po PePP!!!

  22. Mobilemoll Says:
    August 5, 2008 at 5:32 pm e

    (Sigh) Had to do a Swole Special Edition on this one huh?

    I swear, this gets the Florida Evans “Damn, Damn DAMN!” award as these ‘can barely breathe bitches without busting stitches’ aren’t doing the Fulla Figure Gal community any justice. We *all* don’t dress like that, we really don’t. Nor do we all sweat bologna juice. Dammit, I’ve got a migraine effin’ with these, these, UGH! My soul’s on ice.

    On a related note, when i visited fam in Louisville, KY I saw far worse! I swear I wanted to make a sign with “Nipples and belly buttons ain’t supposed to kiss!” on it. Can we have a special Fulla Figure Gal edition of “We gots to do better!” movement? Please?
    —————-

    LMBAO!!!! You got me CTFU!!!

  23. bklynfinest Says:

    does the girl in the pink have on mint green leggings with that get up? and what person over the age of 21 still wears coogi?

  24. Let us pray..... Says:

    OMG tb you are a mess” shoulda shimmy COOGIE dress”!
    I can’t stop laughing……

  25. China Doll Says:

    First of all not all Chicago females dress like the hood rat above dresses…. I happen to be from Chicago the north side of Chicago to be exact reside in skokie… and I damn sure dnt dress like that… I attend school In FL and trust me the females down there are still not up to date with the styles… Females from out south dress different from females from the north side out south females need to step up how they dress… And not all of us are country… !!!…

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