Archive for the Hot Azz Mess Category

Episode #56 – Finger Lickin’…

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

*blank azz stare*

Episode #53 – One Creative Mess

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

Our ancestors prolly picked the cotton for this got dayum outfit..ain’t no way she bought all this yarn at one time… She done shut Jo.Ann Fab.rics down ….

Caption This!!!

“Mythbuster’s Celebrity Spawn Episode: The Illegitimate Seed of Rick James & Teena Marie… PLAUSIBLE!!!” – SummerGeezy

Episode #52- Diagnosis: HoodRattedness

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

If I see one more woman with her azz twisted up to the camera in a too small ill fitted dress with her legs fulla fluid*ripple ripple* I’m gone holla! These two are prime examples of “Hood” and “Rat”. It is too early in the week for this shyt.

The purple leopard knees in the back of her legs..po thang.

Episode #51 – You Sent It

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

I am new to your site and have already learned and used a new word “fuckery”. Because you put a name on so many aspects of my life that I struggled to describe I thought I’d give back!

What form of polkadot hell is this? Lets hope she was about to put some sweats on and get on that treadmill herself. That dayum snowman looks shocked and appauled as am I. Sexy? Not even in that meth lab where she got her hair dyed.

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WOW! CTFU @ the commentary!!! Hahahah…ya’ll make me so proud I swear!

*sidenote* I was sittin here tryna figure out who she looked like!!! If this ain’t the female version of Al Ro.ker I don’t know who is! My lord!

Episode #47 – Family Ties

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 7, 2008 by durtymo

This is somebody’s son, brother, uncle, male cousin…daddy? I’m just telling you what’s real. Why is the common theme on this blog hairy pits? This shyt has got to stop!

Now that I’ve looked at this pic for ’bout the 10th time… tell me this don’t look like Steph.anie Mills! Bwwahhahhaaa!!!

Episode #43 – Yean Real

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , on August 7, 2008 by durtymo

I had hazel colored contacts in 1992 (my momma scraped up enuff change to get ’em for me as a graduation gift. Momma I luv you).  I thought I was the shyt too. Yes.I.did!

Brittle thirsty blonde weave and grey contacts. Self hate is a disease.

Her contacts and her eyeshadow the same color. I see why black men go for “others”. Black women why we so tragic? I’m concerned.

Beautiful Disaster. Po thang prolly ain’t get nair hug as child. I’m not understanding her get-up and I refuse to address that wet spot tween her legs.

Episode #42 – Drop Down Low and Sweep Da Flo’ Widdit

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , on August 7, 2008 by durtymo

I hope they catch gangrene in they camel toe. *up-set*