Archive for the Hot Azz Mess Category

Episode #56 – Finger Lickin’…

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

*blank azz stare*

Episode #53 – One Creative Mess

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

Our ancestors prolly picked the cotton for this got dayum outfit..ain’t no way she bought all this yarn at one time… She done shut Jo.Ann Fab.rics down ….

Caption This!!!

“Mythbuster’s Celebrity Spawn Episode: The Illegitimate Seed of Rick James & Teena Marie… PLAUSIBLE!!!” – SummerGeezy

Episode #52- Diagnosis: HoodRattedness

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

If I see one more woman with her azz twisted up to the camera in a too small ill fitted dress with her legs fulla fluid*ripple ripple* I’m gone holla! These two are prime examples of “Hood” and “Rat”. It is too early in the week for this shyt.

The purple leopard knees in the back of her legs..po thang.

Episode #51 – You Sent It

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

I am new to your site and have already learned and used a new word “fuckery”. Because you put a name on so many aspects of my life that I struggled to describe I thought I’d give back!

What form of polkadot hell is this? Lets hope she was about to put some sweats on and get on that treadmill herself. That dayum snowman looks shocked and appauled as am I. Sexy? Not even in that meth lab where she got her hair dyed.

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WOW! CTFU @ the commentary!!! Hahahah…ya’ll make me so proud I swear!

*sidenote* I was sittin here tryna figure out who she looked like!!! If this ain’t the female version of Al Ro.ker I don’t know who is! My lord!

Episode #47 – Family Ties

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 7, 2008 by durtymo

This is somebody’s son, brother, uncle, male cousin…daddy? I’m just telling you what’s real. Why is the common theme on this blog hairy pits? This shyt has got to stop!

Now that I’ve looked at this pic for ’bout the 10th time… tell me this don’t look like Steph.anie Mills! Bwwahhahhaaa!!!

Episode #43 – Yean Real

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , on August 7, 2008 by durtymo

I had hazel colored contacts in 1992 (my momma scraped up enuff change to get ’em for me as a graduation gift. Momma I luv you).  I thought I was the shyt too. Yes.I.did!

Brittle thirsty blonde weave and grey contacts. Self hate is a disease.

Her contacts and her eyeshadow the same color. I see why black men go for “others”. Black women why we so tragic? I’m concerned.

Beautiful Disaster. Po thang prolly ain’t get nair hug as child. I’m not understanding her get-up and I refuse to address that wet spot tween her legs.

Episode #42 – Drop Down Low and Sweep Da Flo’ Widdit

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , on August 7, 2008 by durtymo

I hope they catch gangrene in they camel toe. *up-set*

Episode #40 – You Sent It!

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 7, 2008 by durtymo

Durty,

I have no words for this fuckery so i was hoping you did. ‘Ole girl on the right look a’ight minus the cheap discount shoes she bought at Bakers and the look on her face like her gridle bout to give out. But that other chick? Let’s just say she takes arts and crafts to a whole other level. Did she seriously sit at home and cut up those stockings while thinking ‘Ima be the sh*t at the club to night, girl!’ And how many booths at the mall did she have to raid until she found all the right shades of yellow? This is why God is flooding St. Louis right now, to get rid of river rats like these…….

Signed,

n2vick

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N2vick…yean mad are you? LOL! Geezuz! Umm is that chick rocking a House of DereNO dress? Fancy..fancy…

*blank stare*

Episode #39 – Prison Song

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 6, 2008 by durtymo

Lord, help us all!

Look how dude cheesin though. He just happy to get some outside distraction. Po thang. Protecting his azzhole all day gotta be stressful as hell. But wait..he is NOT in state issued orange g’d up with the diamond encrusted watch. ..and my watch sick ala Weezy F Baby.. mahfugga I’m ill! LMBAO! I am so not ready for these two..

Episode #37 – You’s a Lie!!!

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 6, 2008 by durtymo

…and the truth ain’t in you!

Her dayum shirt says and I quote “The Bitch Your Man Is/Was Calling”…um ok. She making this shyt too easy for real. I’mma need her to go invest in some drysol for them wet pits and go find a more appropriate tshirt..maybe something along the lines of “I’m Due Soon.”

Who calling you and why? Bytch go sit down.