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Episode #4 – Nappy Headed Hoe Edition

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on July 8, 2008 by durtymo

Girl, fix yo hair!

Oh boy. Look at the preacher’s daughter. You can always tell when they finally get permission to get out the house – hair all blah, face just’a naked, shirt bust wide open showing her Vicky Secret *sigh*. Somebody come get this poor child out the lion’s den..she gone be face down, ass up by the end of the night.

Directing these hoes in the way they should go is tiring *shew*. [Focus on the wig….focus on the wig] but…. her pits…. are callin’ me! **FOCUS** You mean to tell me In 2008, people still buying plastic crayon colored wigs? I gotta blame Kim Lee’s Beauty and their buy one/get one free sales. They know black people love half priced hair. C-O-N-spiracy!

She looking like “What is my hair doing?” LOL! I say phone a friend or ask the audience cuz I can’t.

she obviously spent way too much time putting together this fabulous ensemble [the gold shoes put it on another level if you ask me] and was like fuk it when it came time for her crown and glory. I aint even mad I just wish she would’ve chosen something other than Man Man’s wave cap.