Archive for I hate you

Episode #48 – Hell Is Upon Us

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on August 8, 2008 by durtymo

As I was cruising the net lookin for H.A.Ms I ran across this deliciousness!! *screamin* WOW! Do I talk about the full length rabbit fur bunched up so you can see the thong that’s clearly on inside out? Or them ashy azz heels? Or do we debate whether this a  man or a woman? It’s too much. Fridays are usually my days of rest but this shyt right here got my spirit in an uproar. I am uneasy.

Episode #44 – If The Price Is Right

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on August 7, 2008 by durtymo

I’m betting $5 she letting it go fa free..

Ok so WP actin an azz and I can’t upload these here go the links!



Episode #32 – We Need You Now, Lord!

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 5, 2008 by durtymo

When I first ran cross this, I said “Self, is she kidding me?”…then I said “WTF is it?” and then I just shrugged. I seriously give up..there is no helping these hoes!

The buttafly tat with eyes…. Tan-somebody tatted on her cheese… the jailhouse tat cross her arm…the dress she had no business buying.. I mean COME ON!!!! I see it, you see it but she doesn’t?? Her dayum gut is upsettin me…. no lie!

Ok answer me men really not give a fug what yo body look like long as you openin yo legs? I need answers cuz this shyt done fugged up my entire day.

Episode #30 – Why?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on August 5, 2008 by durtymo

This makes me so sad. Can I assume they husband and the club..together…pregnant? If she not pregnant I’mma be more mad!!! And I’m not discussing that forest she got going on under her arms. Shave yo pits ladies! *disgusted*

She posing like “Yea..dis me…”

Get the fuk outta here yo!

Episode #17 – I Quit …Seriously!

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , , on July 30, 2008 by durtymo

I know I said send me pics but this shyt I received from S.Dot almost made me upchuck my dayum dinner.

This bytch tiddays and nipples tucked in her belt! They are the entire length of her muhfug torso!! Somebody get me a crash cart cuz them shyts need resurrecting in Jesus’ name.  Clearrrrrr!!!

**sidenote** nevermind the money pinned to her dayum shirt…she know she cleaned out her bank account at the atm getting all them fresh 20s…she not fooling me **end sidenote**

I see how Texas do.

*blank effin stare*

Episode #13 – Heaven I Need a Hug & a Baby Wipe

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , , on July 28, 2008 by durtymo

Wesley Snipes doing everything he can to get outta paying that dayum child support. Where there’s a will there’s a way… please feast your eyes on the heat he giving you in the next pic….

See. The girl on the left look like she got bust in the head with a bag fulla quarters. Bless her heart she trying her best to smile through the pain.

Please look at that awful azz wig. She all forehead and eyebrows. How yo bangs start and stop behind yo ears? I hates a backwards bytch.

What in the azz was she doing to wet up her entire right side? You know you partying when yo deodorant be like “fuk it, I give up”…

Even if he had the last dick standing… I’d be one mad, backed up bytch… I’m just telling you what’s real…

Episode #5 – Boy, You Sucha Thug Edition

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , , on July 10, 2008 by durtymo

In every got dayum pic, a buncha nigs either pointing at the camera or doing something retarded with their hands…

Why dudes wear shades in the club? Look at the one on the right, he has no idea what to do with his lil hands…he’s like.. lemme wait…what crew am I repping?….nah I’ll just point..po thang all to pieces.

*WE INTERRUPT THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM…* Look at Fat-Fat in the background looking all delicious in her Erica Kane glasses..I see you!

Look at sexiness personified! WIPE.HIM.DOWN! Any albino man willing to wear pastels is a winner in my book! He keeping it real gangsta though with the ill-fitted cap, cz encrusted star earring, and mother of pearl cufflinks.

He standing next to another dude and he holding his dick and his chain. I see why women go gay.

I honestly don’t even know what to say. This is what’s at the club??? A bunch of bamma azz’s signing “peace” and a sideways “OK” all night. I refuse.

I wonda what they repping? I blame the R.O.C for this shyt cuz why else would they think to do this? Homie in the pink need a bra, you can’t have yo tiddays out all whicha way..I’m just sayin…

3 fists and I love you. Typical angry black man.