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Episode # 55 – Why You Mad?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

Fuk me? No fuk you looking like a swole polar bear. I swear women gone be the death of me cuz why in the azz would these two andre the giants wear this shyt out in public?

Dese hoes done upset me.

**And that DOES look like Bootz from FOL!!! LMBAO!!!

Episode #2 – When Tats Turn Tragic

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , , on June 30, 2008 by durtymo

So this bytch (on the left) decides she wants to cover her entire thigh in verse. Let’s take a closer look…

It says and I quote: God Gave [something or nother] The Most Precious Gift Of All Which Is What Lies Between These Thighs To Conceive [something or nother] Indulge [more nonsense].. the end. It probably took her an entire year to come up with that. Girl, you so poetic. I can’t breathe.

#1. You a man #2. Your tats are dumb ‘specially the F & J on ya chest #3. You got FEVER written on your shoulder because? #4. that tat on ya leg shows the dyke in you. I’m sorry but I can’t.

As much as I wanna talk about her outfit [or lack thereof] I will remain true to this post. She looks rather dumb (read: trashy, no class) with them paw prints scattered on her pancake tiddays. I blame pitbull in a skirt E.V.E. for this tragedy.

*sigh* I will once again skip over the trainwreck of an outfit and go straight for the tats. Shouldn’t they tell a story if they all bunched up together? And I hate to see women with them jailhouse looking shyts on their arms.

Speaking of the epitome of a tatted disaster. Poor Jackie O tries to remain relevant in the rap game but fails miserably. I can’t even remember what song she even sang/rapped/whateva. *sigh* The tats, the fake contacts, the penciled on eyebrows…. I cry [and I bet she does too].