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Episode #6 – Swole Edition

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on July 11, 2008 by durtymo

Ain’t nothing wrong with having a few extra pounds. More bounce to the ounce [yay!] Everybody ain’t ‘spose to be a size 2, hell I’m a bbw from the waist down so I feel your pain. However, must you be big AND look a mess? Come on people, we gots to do better.

Dear Lord. I’m wondering why bright pink and white were the first colors she thought to wear. *sigh* You can’t see nare [read: not a one] muscle, vein, bone, nothing in her arm. And to spice up her lil outfit she decided to throw on blue eye shadow and plastic pink clutch bag. I’m sad.

See people play to much. I’m tryna figure out if the corset [and I use this term loosely cuz she ain’t corset’n nothing] is attached to the shirt or what? Rainbow, Dots, and Simply Fashion need to quit it with the big girl clothes. And it’s not helping that her hair is raggedy.

I HATE them mu-mu type shirts and if you got tiddays like hers it’s definitely not a good look. Lil momma in the yellow looks nice although she look like she seconds from passing out. Holding yo breath to look cute is not what’s up. Fuk around and have a collapsed lung tryna be presentable in a photo. I can’t.

Wooo Jesus. My heart goes out to her cuz I know what it’s like to look down and not be able to find yo knees. But for the love of Christ, please stick to pants. There is a balm in Gilead.

Tragic and she has such a pretty face. *sidenote* why do people always say that bout big girls? Ohhhh she got a pretty face… like that’s something *end sidenote* What is the purpose of the khaki shirt/coat/whateva and the belt?  That got dayum button holding on for dear life, it ain’t gone keep much longer.  9-1-1 we got a possible suicide…

Another victim of “where are my knees?”  But she clean though. Look at the lil belt she decided to add to her ensemble.  She should be in magazines.