Archive for WTF

Episode #52- Diagnosis: HoodRattedness

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on August 11, 2008 by durtymo

If I see one more woman with her azz twisted up to the camera in a too small ill fitted dress with her legs fulla fluid*ripple ripple* I’m gone holla! These two are prime examples of “Hood” and “Rat”. It is too early in the week for this shyt.

The purple leopard knees in the back of her legs..po thang.

Episode #50 – T.A.S.I

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on August 10, 2008 by durtymo

Ok so.. THIS is what was sitting in my inbox…after a much needed vacay cuz episode #49 hurt my feelings so bad…the email said “So that you may complete the set”…and all I can say is.. WOW! It is definitely official.. I hate women and I hate men even more..

This chick looks so dayum familiar to me.. TeanBean I think we know her! And yes, these the people in Ep. #49.. *no.words*

So maxipad girl wasn’t the only pussy he had in his face. I am sick all over.. and the people in the background are doing what?

So there you have it ladies and gentleman…this is the type of bullshyt I gotta shift through in my email.  If it wasn’t so got dayum disturbing and entertaining all at the same time, I’d quit this bytch…

Episode #16 – Platinum Princess(es)

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , , on July 30, 2008 by durtymo

This is why I check “other” on job applications. The state of the black woman is pure shyt.  Look at “3 the hard way” hamming it up for the cam. Then the bytch with her brush at the bottom.  I seriously can not.

Episode #13 – Heaven I Need a Hug & a Baby Wipe

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , , on July 28, 2008 by durtymo

Wesley Snipes doing everything he can to get outta paying that dayum child support. Where there’s a will there’s a way… please feast your eyes on the heat he giving you in the next pic….

See. The girl on the left look like she got bust in the head with a bag fulla quarters. Bless her heart she trying her best to smile through the pain.

Please look at that awful azz wig. She all forehead and eyebrows. How yo bangs start and stop behind yo ears? I hates a backwards bytch.

What in the azz was she doing to wet up her entire right side? You know you partying when yo deodorant be like “fuk it, I give up”…

Even if he had the last dick standing… I’d be one mad, backed up bytch… I’m just telling you what’s real…

Episode #11 – What Must I Do To Be Saved

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on July 24, 2008 by durtymo

Now see, God don’t like ugly!!! I’ve broken out in the most horrible heat rash ever (on my forehead no less) *sigh* and I’m vain so this has definitely not been a good look for me. So I promised Jesus of Nazareth that I’d stop talking bout people so much if he’d heal my afflicted skin – I still got it so…..

She straight off the boat [I’m wrong for that LOL] and looking a hot azz mess! Them colors and pattern making my head hurt!

Why do people try so hard to be different? [I wish I had more to say but that serial killer’s swagger has me mesmorized. Da fuk is going on with the skin round bout his eyes?]

This is why we can’t progress as a people! I bet she aint learnt *LOL* shat from watching Being Black In America. I’m sure she ain’t feeling the economy squeeze, selling azz is the best thang going these days! Get’cho weight up ladies! I need to have a little talk with Jesus and tell Him all about our troubles….

You know she had a good azz time at the club.  This pic is priceless!!!

Men = 2, Women = 0. I call ’em like I see ’em.

The bible says in Revelations that we’re in our last days when you can’t distinguish men from women. I’m stocking up on water, toilet paper and batteries.

Episode #10 – Help Me Help You

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , , on July 22, 2008 by durtymo

Horizontal stripes and spandex. *SMH* She done broke the cardinal rule of fashion.  I understand everybody can’t afford Lane.Bryant & Ashley.Stewart [we are in a recession] but shopping at Rainbow and It’s Fashion is unacceptable especially if you over 23 and pushing 220.  I applaud her self esteem but her lack of sense is killing me.

Is it safe to say she want y’all to see her tiddays? I will never understand this phenomenon [since I don’t have tiddays per say. i ain’t hating I’m just sayin]. If you got biggies why is your first thought to a) buy a shirt that does not fit b) wear said shirt bust down the middle and c) wear a barely there bra just so you can be the main attraction at the club? Can somebody please help me with this? I need answers. Becky’s in the building with her short lace dress giving you nothing but fire with the shoulder cut-outs. There is always one. We can’t have shyt.

*too easy* You are not hip hop sir. You are a coronary waiting to happen. I only speak the truth.

Oooowwweeeee! Look at all the deliciousness situated on the right! I’m trying to take it all in! From the two tone lace front wig, lace overlay hot pink vest/shirt two sizes too small, exposed gut and sexy black bra! My head hurts from all this goodness.

She looking at the cam like “I know… I know” LOL. So wrong on so many levels. It ain’t stop her from posing though. Pray her strength in the lawd y’all.

Episode #8 – You Sent It!

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , on July 18, 2008 by durtymo

I received this from HIM this morning. I generally like to start my Friday with a cup of coffee and the Express paper. It’s too got dayum early for this shyt. DOC I hate you.. LOL!

This is what happens when you don’t get enough oxygen to yo brain. Look at the hairy balls and the one drip of jizz. Girl, you so innovative! *blank stare* I hate everything she stands for. Seriously!

**Attention* If you have pics of random ridiculousness and you want me to post them, hit me up**

Episode #2 – When Tats Turn Tragic

Posted in Hot Azz Mess with tags , , , on June 30, 2008 by durtymo

So this bytch (on the left) decides she wants to cover her entire thigh in verse. Let’s take a closer look…

It says and I quote: God Gave [something or nother] The Most Precious Gift Of All Which Is What Lies Between These Thighs To Conceive [something or nother] Indulge [more nonsense].. the end. It probably took her an entire year to come up with that. Girl, you so poetic. I can’t breathe.

#1. You a man #2. Your tats are dumb ‘specially the F & J on ya chest #3. You got FEVER written on your shoulder because? #4. that tat on ya leg shows the dyke in you. I’m sorry but I can’t.

As much as I wanna talk about her outfit [or lack thereof] I will remain true to this post. She looks rather dumb (read: trashy, no class) with them paw prints scattered on her pancake tiddays. I blame pitbull in a skirt E.V.E. for this tragedy.

*sigh* I will once again skip over the trainwreck of an outfit and go straight for the tats. Shouldn’t they tell a story if they all bunched up together? And I hate to see women with them jailhouse looking shyts on their arms.

Speaking of the epitome of a tatted disaster. Poor Jackie O tries to remain relevant in the rap game but fails miserably. I can’t even remember what song she even sang/rapped/whateva. *sigh* The tats, the fake contacts, the penciled on eyebrows…. I cry [and I bet she does too].